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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

Q: Where did Sarah go when the bomb exploded? A: Everywhere.

Q: what's white on the top and black on the bottom? A: Society

There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

Q: What is usually black , is a rectangle and has two circles? A: An i pod touch 4

What do you call a boy with no arms and legs? Simply a pillow

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and gay people? Quite a bit, actually, because Justin Beiber is one person, and "gay people" is a community.

Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

How many black people did it take to change the light bulb? I couldn't tell, the lights were out.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?' The horse say " i have testicular cancer."

What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

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Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

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