A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

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Hey, wanna hear a penis joke? Nevermind, it's too long.

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An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

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a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

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what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

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Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No Oh... well he hasn't either

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what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

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Knock, knock. Whose there? Me. Leave.

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pudding

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What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coast of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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Why did the chicken cross the road the chicken is blind and deaf and happened to wander into the street and got hit by a car and was instantly killed

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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ewrg

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whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

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Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

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Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

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What fires shots? A gun

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Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

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How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

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