- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

Q. What is the difference between Jesus and and a picture of Jesus? A. It takes one nail to hang the picture Not trying to offend anyone just a joke to be clear

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

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