- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

What did Newton say to Einstein? Nothing, Newton was dead before Einstein's birth.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse stares eats an apple and trots out... Horses can't speak therefore do not understand the question and cannot reply

Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

Why do skinny women eat their food fresh cooked? So that they don't contract food-borne diseases and risk dying.

What do a black man and a bench have in common? The black man can sit in the bench.

what is chuck norris's favorite food? lasagna.

What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? wheres my farmer?

What's the difference between a ferrari and pile of dead babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

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