How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

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what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

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Knock knock who is there ? i'm an orphaned, sir can you tell me why did you write who "is" instead of who's ?? because than i will have to use the (') key and its very far not to mention that i have to use the shift key do u want a pizza ? how much ? 50 cents ? get the hell out ? im not even in yet !

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Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

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A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

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There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

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whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

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Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

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How does a printer work? You plug it in.

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What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

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.der era sesoR .eulb era steloiV .sdrawkcab nettirw saw ecnetnes sihT .yrgnuh m'I won dnA

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Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

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My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

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Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

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your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

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Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

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Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

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How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

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what is worse than joel an infested asshole

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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