why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

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Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

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What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

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Justin Bieber.

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A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

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Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

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There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

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What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

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How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

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A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

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Text this number just cuz 16305208722

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Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

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Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

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Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

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Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

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How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

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No your aunties a joke

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Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

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Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

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Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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