- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

A fish swims up your penis...

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

why did the young teenage boy E J A C U L A T E? because he saw his sexy dad shirtless.

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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