A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

Who invented apple? God

How can you tell if a duck is quaking? Hear it

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

chinga tue madre Ryan

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

Why did the two black men break into a bank with guns? It was being robbed by a white man and they were police officers.

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

autistic kids rock

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...