- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats fat and gay joe diragi

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because, unfortunately, he is blind, prohibiting him from reading anything other than brail. He is, however, an excellent musician.

What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

what this: b a dead one of these: p

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

Your sex life.

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

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