here is a good joke... your moms a bitch END OF STORY!

how do you save a black man ... u don't

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

What do you call double A's? Batteries

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

Ready for something funny? nothing

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

the WNBA

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

jack and jill went up the hill to have a little fun. that dumb ass jill forgot the pill and now they have a son

What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

Whats Brown and fluffy ASIAN TITS

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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