- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

Why did Charlie eat a baked potato? Because he was hungry.

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

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