2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

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Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

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Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

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Children + my basement + my finger = yes

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

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MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

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How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

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Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

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Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

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what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

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What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

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Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

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How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

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AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

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A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

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Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

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ask me if im a door yes

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

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A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

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Nero, I mean it, I want you and your wife to have 15 million dollars, it wont buy you the happiness you seek, but it helps no?

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Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

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Anti Joke

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