A bear walks into a bar. Everyone evacuates as animal control safely asses the situation.

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

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a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

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What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

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why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

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"My, what big teeth you have!" exclaimed Little Red Riding Hood. "Because I'm a wolf," explained the wolf. "And I dress in women's clothing because it makes me happier."

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So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

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Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

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Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

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A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

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It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

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Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

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What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

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why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

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I'm HIV positive.

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What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

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Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

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What happens when you mix mints with fizzy drinks Blast off

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It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

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Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

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Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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