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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

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What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

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Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

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Gay marriage is freaking gay.

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How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

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Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

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why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

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If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

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whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops.

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A jew enters a mall.

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what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

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How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

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What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

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Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

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The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

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What's old and wrinkly? old people

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

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did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

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As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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