A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

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What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

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Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

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what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

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when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

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What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

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What do you call a black man backfilping off a roof The dark knight

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

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I literally died laughing

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Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

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Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

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Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

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theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

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Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

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A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

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