- Anti Joke

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

Me: Mike Mike: Yeah Me: The more you breath the more pissed off im getting.

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.