Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

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A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your Mom is a fake, she adopted you!

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A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

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Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

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Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

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Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

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A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

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Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

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Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

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Kys

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What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

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Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

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WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

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Gay marriage is freaking gay.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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