Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

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what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

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Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

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What's worse than a bag of dead babies? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Jews.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

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One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

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What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

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What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

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What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

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A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

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A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

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Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

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Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

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Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

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What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

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A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

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What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

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Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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