What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

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Your mom.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

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mexicans fishing

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Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

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An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

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Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

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What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

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What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

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That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

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What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

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Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

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Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

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What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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