- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

human centipede

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

here's a joke... the american education society

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

How many children does it take to kill a homocidal killer? None. Children should not attempt such a dangerous task.

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

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