Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

Dane Cook makes a joke.

A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

My Boyfriend

Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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