what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

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q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

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I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

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Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

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What's Brown and Sticky? A Stick

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What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

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whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

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a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

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I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

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What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

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An American almost walks into a store when he sees a Jew. The Jew was also about to walk into the store, So the american opens the door for him and says"Jew first."

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What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

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How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

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Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

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when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

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What's long and black The unemployment line

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"Knock Knock" "Come in"

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What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

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Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

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Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

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A family walks into a talent agent's office. They do a cute family-friendly performance that they call "The Aristocrats."

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what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

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Anti Joke

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