- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Irish sobriety

A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

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