- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

A bar walks into a man

a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

Why did the women die? Because She was a Squirrel.

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

why couldnt the guy move his legs cuz he was paralyzed

What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

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