Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

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George Washington, a priest, a nazi and a jew are on a plane that's going to crash. There is only one parachute. George Washington says "For my country" and jumps off without a parachute. The priest says "For God" and jumps off without a parachute. The nazi says "For Hitler" and pushes the jew off and takes the parachute.

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Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

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This is supposed to be an anti-joke.

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Want to hear an anti joke? Me too thats why Im on this site.

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Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

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So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

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Why do Jews have such large noses? Hereditary genetics.

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A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

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what do you call a redneck virgin? a seven year old that can run faster than her brothers.

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A black man, a white man and an asian man jump off a building, which one will land first? Due to the equivalence principle, they will all land at the same time.

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Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

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why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

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Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

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Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

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knock knock Dave's not here.

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What's worse than being single on Valentine's Day? Finding out your son has AIDS.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

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What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

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Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

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why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

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PLEASE HELP IM TRAPPED IN SOME GUYS HOUSE PLEASE SOMEBODY HAS TO SEE THIS IF I TEXT HE WILL SEE IT IM AT

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What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

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Anti Joke

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