In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms... Why couldn't sally get up? She had no legs Why did no one help sally? Because she has no friends.

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Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

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What did the hedgehog say to the beaver? Nothing, they can't talk.

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why do woman love the twilight books? i have no idea woman can't read

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A dyslexic atheist stays up at night wondering if there is a Dog

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what is big and can make things come out? a gun

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Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

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Whats gay and smells like paint? A gay man covered in paint.

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Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

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A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

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What do you call an obese kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

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Why did the baby duck cry? Because his family just got ran over by a truck

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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What hurts more than a papercut? A chainsaw between your legs.

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What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

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What do you call a black man that has a family with a white woman? A good husband and father who had a stable job in a not so stable economy. The current issues of inflation has made it hard for him, but his dedication pays his bills and feeds his family. He later will die a sad death caused by prostate cancer at the age of 47.

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What did the mother do when she find out her daughter left for the party? Nothing. She realized her daughter was old enough to make mature descions.

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A zebra walks into bar, the surrounding customers in the bar become very intrigued why this exotic creature has wandered from Africa into New york. Before they can come to a concluson animal control opens fire on the creature, splatering its organs onto the tables. This event ruined the night for most customers and they fileout of the bar calmly but sad

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Why wouldn't anyone want Helen Kellers dog? It's been buried for a long time...

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Why was the elf sad Because a polar bear ate his family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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