What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because you touch yourself at night.

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

who looks like a double rainbow? gun baby who was pregant and rapes her

11th September jokes are just plane wrong.

Q: How many Jews can fit in a car? A: 5 in a standard mid sized sedan, or 7 in an SUV

wat do u call a person who is ugly ugly

A: Knock Knock B: 7

I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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Why did the little boy fall down? Be he had the downs.

why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

What did the giraffe say to the other giraffe. Nothing, giraffes are animals and thus cannot speak

What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

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What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

My mother in law fell down a wishing well, i was amazed, i never new they actually worked

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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