I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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what do asians do in asian history month, nothing, it does not exist, hahaha

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A drum and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

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What's up? Your time.

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? The Holocaust

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What happened when the lawyer went surfing? A shark came up and tore his leg off.

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why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

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What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

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Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

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What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing.

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What color was the black guy's skin? Brown

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Why did your ears get blasted with sound? You never turned the volume down..

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Q:What happens when a bug walks into a bar A:It gets stepped on

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What is brown and lives in a toilet? A black homeless man

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Arab 1: Du good bai me, and I'll du good bai you. Arab 2: Ye men, sounds good men. Arab 3: O man, no way. Arab 4: K, u wait...jus wait n see.. Arab 5: I no interest! Me so saudi! Arab 6: D'oh...ha, ha, haa! Arab 7: This is so bahrain...I'm going to go club some protesters.

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A man walks into an airport. He is sexually taken advantage of by TSA employees and suffers from severe depression for years after, eventually becoming gay and divorcing his wife. He then goes on a quest to discover the name of the man who took advantage of him. Once found, the man kills the employee and his family, commits acts of necrophilia upon his corpse in a slightly erotic display of revenge and stalks airports for the rest of his life, fruitlessly attempting to quench an insatiable bloodthirst for TSA workers.

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a blind man walks into a wall

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

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your goin down...aint no tomorrow...wha bang bang

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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