There was a chicken. It squarked.

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What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

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if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

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A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

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Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

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I recently found out I have aids just kiddin heres the real joke... I recenly found out that Philidelphia means "City of Brotherly Love" and I said so do people in philly say its always free hug day in Phillipd fun house in philly?

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why was osama bin laden shot and killed? because he was a very violent man and deserved his punishment

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What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

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Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

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What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

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What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

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Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

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why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

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Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

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Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

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I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

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A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

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Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

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Humans and dolphins are the only species who have sex also for enjoyment.

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why did the baby die ? he fell down the stairs

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

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