- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

how do you get a cat out of a tree? shoot it

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

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