- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

what do you call a white and black girl 69? ying yang

Why does Toby suck! Because he sucks!

Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

What do you say to a fat guy working out congrat him and tell him he's doing a great job and keep up the work

Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

why couldnt justin beiber get into the club? because hes not legal

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

what's purple and plastic purple plastic

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

France had one revolution

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