Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

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How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

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Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

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i had a black friend once......just kidding

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Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

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How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

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Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

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Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

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Black people.

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Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

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What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

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Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

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Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

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Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

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Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

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What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

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What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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this is a haiku i have no idea where i am going with .... this

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There's a tray of muffins in the oven. One muffin says, "man it's hot in here!" Another muffin says, "holy shit! A talking muffin!"

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A man walks into a bar. He is followed by a chicken, 2 donkeys, a tiger, 7 cardinals, 3 horses, 11 chipmunks, and 2 squirrels. And they all lived happily ever after. THE END

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happy birthday! Its not my birthday! Oh i just assumed from your smell. That doesn't make much sense does it? It does. No it doesnt. Are you sure? Yes. Oh. Do i smell? Like chickens. Oh. I wish i were alive. What? Bobbing for apples? what? You smell like a toilet seat. Fine! You never spend time with me any more! I dont like you! oh. you know who nobody likes? Who? amanda burchell.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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