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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

What is a bull like in a China Shop? Calm, because generally any bull you would find in a China shop is probably made out of porcelain.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

Why did the blind man itch his knee? He has cancer

A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

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