- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

Justin Bieber.

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

roses are red, violets are blue, get on your knees ho, and stick to me like glue.

nothing

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

A woman is carried out of a bar.

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig spinning head like neck is gonna break off Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALIY, BEASTALITY? AGAIN?

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

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