What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

Roses are red, violets are blue Charcoal is black, and so is my neighbor

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

womens rights

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

i wonder who made this website? a human

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

That's illegal What? Your mom

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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