What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

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13 =B you just learned something

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Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

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Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

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What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

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why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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I had 99 problems Solved them all

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MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

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What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

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Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

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Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

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A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

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-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

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Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

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What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

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What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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