- Anti Joke

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

What did the therapist say to the other therapist? Your skin looks dry, let me lend you some ointment.

Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

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your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb