What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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u know whats a crime? rape

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Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

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Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

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why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

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What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

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Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

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why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

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If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

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Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

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If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A deer. The fact that it has no eyes doesn't change the species.

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Phoebe: Joey, it's a birthday party. Joey: Yeah, but for a one year old. What's the point? The other day, she laughed for like an hour at a cup. Just a cup with a picture of Elmo on it dressed as a farmer. And he's standing next to this cow. And the cow says...."Elmoooo!" Joey: *starts to laugh* Yeah...that's a funny cup.

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Your mother is so ugly corrective surgery would not be able to improve her appearance

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Jerry Sandusky walks up to the reception desk at a day care center. What does the lady at the desk say? Nothing, she promptly gives Mr. Sandusky his son and they leave.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I just found out my wife has cervical cancer."

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Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch pórn daily.

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A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Potatoes. Potatoes who? Garlic salt.

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:D STORY TIME! :D ... :D So once upon a time there was a... :) Uhm... :\ I forgot... Sorry :(

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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