- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

What goes in dry and comes out wet Gum

You sick fiend

i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

A paraplegic walks into a bar.

Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

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