- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

What kind of key can unlock a banana? Basically any key that is sharp enough.

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

Nickelback.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Q: why are you gay A: because your physically attracted to the same sex

Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

your mama so jewish ( fat ) she had to take up two seats on the plane to fly here in the end there was no chocolate left she was taking up the whole plane space.

Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house No Oh... well he hasn't either

How do you stop an asshole from being an asshole toward you? Shoot him in the head.

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