Who's the fastest kid in AA

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how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

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What's long and black The unemployment line

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Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Actually, 6's fear was totally irrational, and thus unexplainable. This sort of fear is generally referred to as a phobia.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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jeanna:fu** jack:did u just say fu** jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

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A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

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That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

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What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

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a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

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What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

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What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

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Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

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What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

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what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

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Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

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A- Why did the chicken cross the road? B- I honestly do not care.

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What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

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your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

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It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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