Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

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When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

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roses are red violets are blue i have aids and so do you happy valentines day!

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why did the chicken cross the road? to form the basis of an extremly popular jokewhich would grace the schoolyards around the world for centurys to come!

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No soup for you!

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What do Austrailian cows say? Moo.

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Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

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Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

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What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

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A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

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89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer, if one alcoholic passes the wall, 0 bottles of beer on the wall!

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Why did santa cross the road? He didn't he is not real.

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wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb. One

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Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

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You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

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Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

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knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

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The power of Mindfuck: What if you can only walk left when you are right? And if you can walk right when you are the only one left? What is left when everything is right? Moral: Create a right world by taking the left road? YOU PIECE OF FILTH!

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: No one knows because a chicken is incapable of communicating it's reason to humans.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is concerned about his fitness and decided to walk to work instead of drive.

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Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

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Why couldn't little Jeffy find his way to gumdrop palace? Because he was shot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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