why was Lucy fat? Her BMI was over the recommended average.

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An Asian person drove home safely.

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When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

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Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

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What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

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What long black and tasty? Licorice

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why wasnt the baby cute? -because it was dead

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whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

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what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

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How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

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why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

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What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

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Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

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My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

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Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

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What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

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What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

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My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

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I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

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Why did old Dorris shit herself? Because Margaret fell over.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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