Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

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What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

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what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

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What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

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Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

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Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

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Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

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Women's rights.

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Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

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knock knock Goodbye

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why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

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Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

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Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

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What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

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What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

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A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

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a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

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What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

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Nigel Farrage and the concept of UKIP.

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The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

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What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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