- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

Your girlfriend.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? So it would not get hit

What's 9+10 Ebola

Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

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