- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

why is this joke funny because your laughing

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

What comes after 69... Mouthwash

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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