Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

thumb_up thumb_down -15

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

thumb_up thumb_down -15

What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

thumb_up thumb_down -15

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

thumb_up thumb_down -17

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

hey im leon and i love the chuckie

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm homosexual And so is my boyfriend Jeremy, with whom I have shared countless evenings of joy and laughter.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Want to hear a joke? I hope not because I don't know any.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

why did jimmy stop eating his breakfast two Penn state officials knocked at the door

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If I Had A Brick I Would Throw It At You

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Q. what is your favorite food? A. Chicken, burritos, sandwich, rice, hot dog, turkey, duck, carrot, broccoli, eggplant, apple, blueberry, pear, raspberry, blackberry, orange, grapes fries, chips, cheese, pretzels, worms, and candy canes.

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops