I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

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Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

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Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

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Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

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Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

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Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

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I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

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Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

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What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

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Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

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I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

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Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

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whats brown and sticky a stick

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A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

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What do you call an arab ?

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WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

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Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

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A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

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What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

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what's purple and plastic purple plastic

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What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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