Q.Whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I don't were my cleats on my trampoline.

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Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

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Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

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What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

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How do you fit 1000 babies into a trashcan? You don't that would be wasteful! You Eat Them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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why did the platypus fall out of a tree it couldnt even climb up the tree

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A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

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Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

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I found a lump on my right testicle. So, as a precaution I went to my local hospital to have myself checked out. Thankfully, it wasn't accute testicular cancer. Instead I only had to suffer for a few months, but it's getting better now. Sadly, I won't be able to have children and now my semen has a somewhat unsavoury flavour. Thanks for asking.

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

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Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

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Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

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among liedbtt is my Captcha code

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Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

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Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

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Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

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Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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