- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

Ron Paul for President!

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

Who is the Greek god of STDS? Herpies

Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

Q. What did the 300 pound Asian get for Valentine's day A. A jetpack. Except for the fact that the previous sentence was an obvious lie making this whole joke irrelevant.

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